Scallop Dragger
an oversized or extremely low-hanging scr-t-m, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.
did you see that old dude in the locker room?
the one with the scallop dragger?
yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
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