Scandinavian Hammock


the act of stretching one’s scr-t-m to form a 6 inch long “hammock”, filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.
“sorry i used all of your captain crunch, but one thing led to another last night and i ended up getting a scandinavian hammock.”

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