Scandinavian Penis
alternatively: scandinavian “p-n-sula”
for people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. “scandinavian peninsula.”
coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a p-n-s on a map, with finland being another p-n-s and the tips touching.
person 1: hey i heard petre was from the scandinavian p-n-s
person 2: really? what side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
person 1: i think norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a swede or a finn.
person 2: ha! i’d love to be from a p-n-s-shaped country like finland.
on average, the largest kind of p-n-s in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black p-n-s
“omg, shayla, last night, i had a scandinavian p-n-s inside me!”
“lol, is that why you’re limping?”
“yeah, but it was worth it!”
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