scandinavian shuffle
when you and your mate meet two scandinavian babes at a backpackers; you’re obvs staying on bunk beds, enabling you to fling one girl up after coitus, while your mate flings the other girl down to you.
‘that little norwegian is a babe.’
‘yeah, and did you see her danish friend?? perfect opportunity for a scandinavian shuffle.’
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