scandinavian theme song
the scandanavian theme song, brooke made it up, she’s really famous, it goes like this:
i’m a scandinavian,
f-ck me in the -ss
even though you’re kind of ugly
i am really desperate
thank you utah
“did you hear the scandinavian theme song from brooke’s new mixtape?! that sh-t is fire.”
“i know right?! i really like the rock cycle song”
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