Scandinavian Wake Up Call
when a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur d-ck. after she makes you c-m in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur p-n-s, using the j-zz as toothpaste and occasionally ur p-b-s as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.thus the male is wide awake
eddie- yoo steve i’m at home i jus woke up
steve-its 11 i’m at school and why did u wake up late?
eddie- i over slept and my maid from europe gave me a scandinavian wake up call
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