Scanjack
when someone m-st-rb-t-s while looking at body scanner p-rn. popular in airport security rooms and illegal fetish lounges around the world.
“dude, we were scanjacking so hard yesterday!” “my mom walked in on me scanjacking to some seriously hardcore scans” “scanjacking makes me want to f-ck a ghost” “let’s go to the airport and scanjack
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