Scared Man Split
often seen in horror movies, it is a person’s impulse or want to split up and/or investigate a dangerous situation for no apparent reason, often resulting in the death of one or both parties involved.
-on screen-
“alright guys, let’s split up.”
~one man goes one way, and the other heads right into the room where they heard a gun shot.~
man in the audience:
“dude, he just pulled a scared man split! he’s gonna die.”
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