scared toilet seat syndrome
medical, the emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. the seat fears fat -ss people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie wal-mart whos b-tt or hips are the largest part of their body. the seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. the fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. that is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty -ss, because to much skin was in the way while p–ping and is now covered in feces.
the toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat -ss margret began to have a seat. after three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat’s doctor diagnosed the seat with ” scared toilet seat syndrome”
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