scarlet pimpernel


a fiction character created by baroness orczy. an english dandy who leads a secret life saving french aristocrats from the guillotine. he leaves a pimpernel flower for the french revolitionaries.
they seek him here, they seek him there,
those frenchies seek him everywhere.
is he in heaven? or is he in h-ll?
that d-mned elusive pimpernel!
someone who you can never get hold of when you need them.
-knock at door-
rob: f-ckin h-ll look taylor’s here not seen him for months
steve: haha f-cking h-ll yeah scarlet pimpernel

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