scary big
an erect p-n-s that is so large it’s beyond comprehension or appreciation; or one that inspires fear of pain during an antic-p-ted s-xual encounter.
the determination as to what const-tutes “scary big” is somewhat subjective.
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— “how’d it go with john last night?”
— “it was a no-go. i got a look at it — it was scary big! i couldn’t imagine doing anything s-xual with it or to it, and i had to beg off.”
— “well, how long was it, anyway?”
— “i don’t estimate inches, but at least eight.”
— “and that’s enough to scare you? girl, you ain’t lived.”
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