Scat clapping


the s-xual act in which two partners have logs of feces halfway out of their -ssholes, to the point where they are able to hang free but not break off. the partners then proceed to touch -sses together and move them back and forth in a swift, rapid motion, thereby ‘clapping’ each t-rd together, resulting in a violent yet beautiful splatter of each partner’s natural waste.
“man, i tried scat clapping the other day. what a mess. it was pretty intense though.”

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