Scat Man Dew
the act of a man defecating on a woman’s breast and then urinating on the feces.
john gave melissa a real hot steamy scat man dew last night while she was sleeping.
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the act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking. so named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our lord between spasms. bleurgh!!! oh jesus, bleeehhrrrk!!! oh lord, bloooorgh!!!! aw christ, huuuuueeeeeeerrrrgh!!!!! etc
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someone who “bags” douches. douchebaggers prowl the streets keeping douches in their place. they target douches that seem to be disturbing others with their blatant douchebaggery. after the douche has been put into submission, it is common practice to hogtie them and dump them in a nearby river or dumpster. douchebagger #1: hey man, see […]
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