scatterbrain

out of your mind. many thoughts.
she was scatterbrain i tell ya!
the add-on effects of being scattered. m-ss congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
see also – scat – (diego)
fresh-c, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a gl-ssy shift in at the r-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 schooner gl-sses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.
n. a person, usually female, that makes no godd-mn sense at all; -thinks- she has her sh-t together; doesn’t employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb sh-t.
her dreams to become a sniper in the army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate p-rno mag qualifies her as a “model”, and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that -she- is a scatterbrain.
scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in “the age of videography”. symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.
turning on any tv network channel at prime time or watching most popular “vids” on youtube or “cell phone shopping” in trader joe’s will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.
to scatterbox

see defecate
man timmy, i really had to scatterbrain earlier when i woke up.