scav chum
like “chav sc-m” in many ways except for the fact that you can say it in public and chavs won’t know what your talking about! and if they do, explain that you said “scav chum” instead of “chav sc-m” so there is less chance of smacking you.
normal human being:-to friend- wow, theres alot of scav chum in th city today.
chav:-overhearing conversation & being a nosy lil tw-t- oi!u dissin me coz i is like arder than u!?
normal human being: no i was just pointing out a simple fact. and anyway, i sed scav chum….
chav: -grunt- oi! u just f-kin lookd at me wen u was jus now talking to me!
normal human being:erm…you lookd at me too…..
-chav smacks normal human being for no apparant reason……-
lesson learned: dont become a chav….
like “chav sc-m” in many ways except for the fact that you can shout it at them and they won’t know what you mean! and if they do, explain that you said “scav chum” instead of “chav sc-m” so there is less chance of smacking you.
normal human being:”scav chum!”
chav:”y’wa?!”
normal human being:”nothing, i was mearly pointing out the scav chum!”
chav:”na bu’ u wer like dissin me & like givin me no respect innit!” -flashes bling in an attempt to blind the other person…..-
normal human being:”no you dimwitted imbecile i said scav chum…..”
chav:”-grunt- fair nuff bu’ next time me & ma crew is gona knife ya gud! -smacks person anyway…-“
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