scawt
scawt. also known as idiot. has an extreme lisp. scientists have yet to understand why this occurs. species is know to join the coast guard. this species is very hard to find. it rarely shows up at all, and when it does, it thinks it’s the entire leader of it’s clan and thinks that all the attention should go to it. the clan (also known as a lol) seems to succeed even without it’s head master.
guy 1 – where are they?
scawt – they’re coming in fwom behwind!
guy – wtf?
scawt – awtiwawy dwop in ywo sectwo.
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