SCCC

suss-x county community college; a community college located in suss-x county, new jersey.

it is a stepping stone to bigger, better colleges. people go there for 2 years for cheap, and then they go to boston or pennstate.

it is nicknamed “harvard on the hill”

the motto is “start here, go anywhere”

local kids deem it as trash, saying that they would never attend. the irony is that 25% of local seniors end up going there.

local kids can go for free if they are in the top 20 percentile in high school.

the soccer team is apparently ranked very high.
i’ll go to sccc for two years and then go to rutgers

other schools cost money, so i’ll go to sccc for free!

suffolk county community college (aka “the ship of fools”).

two campuses located in suffolk county, long island, new york. one in seldon and the other in brentwood.
six-one-way-half-a-dozen-the-other. both are colossal wastes of time and money.
junior college under an -ssumed name.
high school with ash-trays.
one would be better-off either: a) trying a little harder to get into a real college, or, b) finding a well-paying blue collar job!

“i wasted two years in sccc and all i got to show for it is an unpaid student loan and a case of the clap!”