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scene-head
much like a scene kid, but in a metal context. they have a tendency towards hating anything that becomes known and tend to spend more time judging and categorizing bands then actually listening to them. these strange creatures have a natural tendency towards hypocrisy that shows through fairly quickly when something is coined ‘un-metal’. they also believe that their opinions are law and that if they declare something as ‘cr-p’ it is automatically ‘not metal’. experts theorize that these people are a lot less interested in the music then they are in appearing to be ‘unique’ and ‘heavier’ then everyone else. though more usually they just p-ss off all the true metal-heads.
guy 1: “trivium is f—–g cr-p, they’re not metal at all, same goes for machine head”

guy 2: “well, they’re not punk, they’re not hard-rock, they’re not pop, they’re not techno, what the f–k are they?”

guy 1: “they’re s–t”

guy 2: “that’s not a genre you scene-head, how about you have juice and a nap, stick a tampon in and quit your f—–g crying and just listen to it”
by metalequalswin september 06, 2009
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