schadenfreud
the pleasure you get from watching your friends suffer through reading freud.
a feeling of schadenfreud swept over camille as she watched her roommate allison suffer through 75 pages of freud. camille had endured hours of difficult nursing cl-sses, but allison had an easy major and coasted through college… until now. sweet revenge.
noun – the act of taking satisfaction or pleasure at another’s s-xual misfortune.
“why is that that cashier always talking about erectile dysfunction? it’s like she’s only motivated by schadenfreud.”
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