schadenfreude forplay
the satisfaction derived from someone else antic-p-ted misery
“when i left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, tom, was already wasted and ordering another round of tequilla shots. that 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!” or “my frenemy mary is gonna be so p-ssed when she learns her bff had s-x with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh”
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