Schaffer Neck


medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. can result in surgery. named after the first true victim, jon schaffer of iced earth
i think that iced earth gig gave me a bad case of schaffer neck.

my health insurance claim was denied because they said schaffer neck was a pre-existing condition.

Read Also:

  • Scheisser

    german in origin. scheisser = to sh-t, sh-t. pr-nounced: shy-zer. 1.) can be used to express upset or shock. 2.) a s-xual perversion first recorded by the russians, later made famous by the germans. it is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the sh-t. in […]

  • schlik't

    sh-t licked g.w. was walking down the street and got schlik’t by two gang members.

  • schloopie

    when you first wake up in the morning and you take a p-ss your p-n-s looks really sad. man, my p-n-s looked really schloopie today when i woke up. or! man, my p-n-s is a sad ol’ schloopie!

  • schmalack

    to defend one’s self by smacking a b-tch/trick. the n-gg- came at me, so i had to schmalack him.

  • Quilicious

    rachael ray’s slang for a combination of quick and delicious. rachael ray: quick and delicious, is quilicious a word? everyone else: no, it’s actually not.


Disclaimer: Schaffer Neck definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.