schardt cake
the act of performing a bodily function of p-ssing intestinal gas (flatus) via the -n-s, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your -n-s towards her face then “unintentionally” defecate on her chest.
angela loves schardt cake in the morning.
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