schdatenfreude
(noun) the happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.
usually -ssociated with excessive online dating.
“the joy i felt in hearing about andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude.”
(noun) the happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.
usually -ssociated with excessive online dating.
the joy i felt in hearing about andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude.
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