scheidemuffin
adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the german word “scheide” or v-g-n-, and a m-ffin. usually used to describe a “nor-cal bra” who is full of stds derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sl-ts. in most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. however, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of austrian descent.
person 1: check out that scheidem-ffin in the lifted truck
person 2:he and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.
person 1: then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many sk-nky slampieces they’ve been with and how h-lla sick having syphilis is.
or
thanks for being my wingman tonight martin, you’re my favorite scheidem-ffin! no h-m-
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