scheisse


1. german word for “cr-p” or “sh-t”
2. exclamtion frequently used by me when i am angry, frustrated, or surprised.
oh scheisse!
properly written scheiße.

german for ‘sh-t’ and like in english, is a vulgarity. it can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

the verb ‘to sh-t (deficate)’ is scheißen.

the soft e on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by english speaking people and they may -ssume you’re mispr-nouncing it.
treten nicht in die scheisse! (don’t step in the sh-t!)

ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (i have to sh-t, excuse me.)

scheiss! es ist defekt. (sh-t! it’s busted.)
literally meaning “sh-t” in german, many gringos use it to sound cool, or just a subst-tution, using it in situations much like when they would use “d-mnit,” “cr-p,” and the like.
person 1: dude, you know there’s a five page history report due tomorrow.

person 2: scheiße!
german word meaning sh-t.
hans: was ist das?

klaus: achtung! das ist granate!

hans: scheiße…

boom!!!
scheisse is the german word for sh-t. often used, when the current situation don’t suit the german.
scheisse! die kommen nicht raus, die huren!

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