Schell’s Deer Brand


a brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and p-ss. brewed by the sch-ll’s brewing company of new ulm, minnesota. in addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as grain belt products. really good for the price.
doug: man, i’d sure like to get wasted, but i’m on a budget. what’s a good cheap beer?

michael: how about sch-ll’s deer brand? you can’t get much better for the price.

doug: no thanks. i prefer the taste of bathwater and p-ss.

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