Schelonka Bar


named after the n-z- war criminal, the schelonka bar is the ring-leader of all prison rapes at their correctional facility. the term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.
prison mike: i got a schelonka bar in the shower, it slipped right out. i bent over and next thing you know, i was getting my pudding cup shanked.

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