Schemey
person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.
the other day i saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.
a ned. a person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a scottish council scheame. the lowest of the low. think sh-ll suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.
she is one minging schemey cow ba the way.
a hibee
a sc-mball fae leith who’ll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!
also see numpty, hibee and steamer
hibee: alright chief, have ya goat a couple ay quid so ah can buy some scag
jambo: f-ck off ya wee schemey bampot
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