schfnork


verb/noun – an expression of surprised anger. to blurt out as a swear. referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.

a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of janet’s shower. she cried out schfnork when slipping in it.

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