Schindler’s Dick


extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncirc-mcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.
jim: what it is? did you finally bang jessica last night?

jerry: f-ck no, man. i had a bad case of schindler’s d-ck from that adderall i took. i ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

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