schissoring
a variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other’s cl-torises to -rg-sm while rubbing their v-lv-s together, while one or both partners are sh-tting.
“pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with jennifer.”
news has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of south africa. scientists are calling it “a serious cause for alarm” and “icky to infinity.”
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