Schizolocution
talking out both sides of your mouth. saying one thing to one person, but saying another to others. flip-flopping.
sarah palin’s schizolocution is so frustrating! why can’t she keep her stories straight? is it a bus tour of america or is it a campaign kick-off?
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- Schmevy
inconspicuously copping a feel of a woman’s body (typically a breast) with your elbow. that party was so crowded i got three schmevys everytime i went to the keg!
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- Secaucus
a small, sh-thole where everyone’s wonderful. underage drinking capital of the world. everyone’s fake. i’m fake. the girl sitting next to me is fake. your boyfriend is fake. your mom is probably fake too. population- 500. we’re surrounded by jersey city & union city, but we’re too white for them. & we might get shot. […]