Schizophilia
the obsession one has to be or consider themselves “crazy”, or insane, and ultimately the thing people who try to be unique often -ssociate themselves as.
a schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: bipolar disorder, dissociative personality disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. to be a schizophiliac however, one isn’t legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.
it’s most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention wh-r-s, hipsters, and tumblr-users.
emo girl #1 “omg we’re soo random”
emo girl #2 “ikr probably cause we’re bipolar”
emo girl #1 “def yeah, we are insane!”
me “no, you just have schizophilia”
“i am crazy, i’m literally insane, i probably have like, schizophrenia or something i’m that insane, look at this picture i drew! would a sane person draw it? no! lol” -commonly spoken on deviantart or tumblr by girls with schizophilia.
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