schlade
one renowned as the ant-thesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. the incredible level of slack achieved by this “schlade” has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.
“i had plans with schlade at 7:30 so i showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn’t there! i guess you can’t schlade the schladester.”
also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. can be used in junction with most any stoner activity… schlack–ssing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.
well, sooner is better than schlade r.
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