Schlaefli
a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.
jamie: dude is that a schlaefli on your back?
henry: yeah dont worry i’ll offer him call of duty when i get home.
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