Schlagnog


an alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

schlagnog is served in a shot gl-ss and is prepared like so:

– drop a dollop of mash into the shot gl-ss
– carefully pour vodka over until almost full
– add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
– a dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

usually prepared as a “dare;” if the person to first attempt drinking the schlagnog spits it out or doesn’t manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
pagey: here ted, i’ve made you a schlagnog
ted: f-cking h-ll pagey, what’s this sh-t?
pagey: it’s a schlagnog you nignog!
ted: f-cking h-ll, that’s rank! and why have you got your b-llb-g out?

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