Schlam
used as a subsitute for d-mn. used where swearing is deemed inappropiate. such as in church or with family.
a brick falls on someones toe.
person 1: oh schlam my toe!
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a v-g-n-. named due to its schlastic nature. see schlastic. “d-mn, that’s one dirty schlasty.”
- Schmagoogie
dried up milk that flies out of milk container when you open it. oh my g-d! i just got schmagoogies in my coffee.
- ghettolade
lemonade made at a restaurant by combining (free) water, (free) lemon, and (free) equal. generally performed at a red lobster. “i’ll have water with extra lemon…oh, and please bring some equal…and i’ll have the ‘all you can eat shrimps, please’”. then you turn to your friends and say, “anyone else want some ghettolade?”.
- Hopez
someone who is a ho and has the last name lopez. did you see lopez last night? she was all over the manager. she’s a hopez.
- Schmellay
a female who has a smelly cooch. i was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said “d-mn b-tch! you are schmellay!”.