Schlanck


(noun)

a crusty, long, misshapen p-n-s, often belonging to a pirate
kyle: hey, what did you guys think of the party?
colonel mustard: i don’t know dude, there were too many grimy schlancks hanging around
1. the person who gets shafted by having the bowl cashed right before their hit.

2. to intentionally cash the bowl so the next person can’t get a hit.
1. d-mn, i’m the schlanck.

2. i’m gonna schlanck you, b-tch!

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