Schlarpei
the term schlarpei was first used by tycho (durandal) on the freelancer discovery mod roleplaying community in reference to a sharpie. it has since come to refer to tycho’s upcoming freelancer mod based on the neo-terran front.
tycho: m so f-kng drunk due.
saronsen: uh, justin, you’re underage xd
tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
enchie: tycho why you rape irwin?
irwin: i was high on sharpie so i didn’t see it coming
tycho: f-k ur schlarpei
enchie: ichs?
irwin: indefinitely
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