schlarving the doad
the act of sucking d-ck.
man, that chick i met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!
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verb: to use the wrong eating utensil at the wrong time: for example, using a knife to drink one’s smoothie. oftentimes, to schlenk at a fancy dinner party can result in being thrown out, and/or can bring a sense of shame that can last for days. to prevent schlenking, one can buy or make a […]
- Schlongburgler
one who consistently partic-p-tes in thievery of said “schl-ng”. by thievery, i of course mean gobbling schl-ng in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it. that guy dave is such a schl-ngburgler, he makes clay aiken look like the brawny man.
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