Schleepy Schnitzel
the act of tracing your own p-ck-r on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. the sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.
there is no requirement to trace your b-lls, however doing so could const-tute an uber-schleepy schnitzel.
hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel’ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like “wtf”
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