schlemazel
a perpetually unlucky person. a person who’s often a victim of something bad. from yiddish.
a “schlemiel” is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
a “schlemazel” is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
and the “nudnick” is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), “gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?”
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