schlep
to barely sleep / lightly sleep. (schlept, aschleep)
tom was so d-mn stressed out about his exam, he schlept that night and could barely keep his eyes open the next day.
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to carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.
i’m not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!
a long and tiresome walk.
origin: yiddish.
it’s a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
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1. “oy, my legs are killin me, i don’t wanna schlep to 711 right now!”
2. “yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! what a schlep.”
a person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. an insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.
that flid was such a schlep last night.
that schlep leaves his trash all over our place.
a person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. they typically cause more damage than good.
when i had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. the schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
noun- acronym for secular communist humanist liberal evolutionist progressive.
sometimes spelled shlepp, which is an acronym for socialist heathen leftist environmentalist progressive pagan.
these two acronyms are totally interchangable, adaptable, and modifiable, e.g., one could use schlep as socialist commie heathen liberal eviro-f-g p-ssy, and it would still have the same meaning.
girl #1: so, did that guy in your creative environmental alarmism cl-ss ever ask you out?
girl #2: you mean the schlep? yeah, he asked me to go to the dave matthews concert, but i told him i’d rather give myself a root c-n-l than ever hear another dave matthews song. i doubt that little shlepp could satisfy his chihuahua.
a hvac repair man who lacks the ability and intelligence to do his job when it’s 94 degrees outside. uncommonly needs you to pick him and his kids up and bring them to your house for the appointment because he has a dui. tells you it’s to hot out to work on the unit and he will come back later that day and does not answer his phone to set up a time. note to all, don’t use a friend of a friend….
did i hire the only schlep hvac repair man in the usa?
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