Schlingel
word for people, which are harder than a julian (search for julian). they are almost blond but don’t look like justin bieber! (c’mon they’re not gay!) if you meet one, my advice is:
1. stay calm
2. say a polite “good day sir!”
3. dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you
“oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon” –> means he’s an -sshole
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