Schlitz Schlong


fungus that develops on the p-n-s after having deviant -n-l intercourse with a partner who has contracted sarnac. often the p-n-s will become rotten and ooze puss. may lead to benoit
“i shouldn’t have had b-tt s-x with that wh-r- because her sarnac gave me schlitz schl-ng.”

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