schlitzed
drunk on cheap beer, such as schlitz.
your mom and i got schlitzed last night at my place.
to get wasted (drunk, or p-ssed if you’re from england).
i don’t know how i woke up in a rubbish bin, i must have been totally schlitzed last night.
when you drink too much beer and then later p–p your pants.
i got drunk last night on beer and schlitzed my pants after i p-ssed out.
don’t drink that nasty beer – you’ll schlitz yer pants!
that zombie smells like he schlitzed his pants.
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