Schlobbed
adj. – extremely intoxicated; drunk
a fun way to describe how f-cked up you got at that party last night.
man, i got wasted at ashlee’s party last night.
i couldn’t because i had to drive home. next time if i can get a ride, i’ll get totally schlobbed.
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