schlobberknockered
extremely drunk to the point of embarr-ssment
colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.
consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. a hangover will be the likely result.
colin: how are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!
ryan: f-ck we did get schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
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