Schlodeo
a schlodeo (derived from the words schl-ng and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone’s d-ck, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.
bro 1: yo kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my d-ck like a bull!
bro 2: dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
bro 1: awesome!
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