schlominique
girl named dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large c-ck. the term schlominique means a dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his p-n-s gets lodged in her throat. they must be rushed to the hospital. if they don’t get the problem fixed quickly, the outcome could be potentially deadly.
jill: did you see what happened to paris hilton last night?
john: no. what did she do?
jill: she got caught in the middle of a schlominique with george bush and they had to be rushed to intesive care!
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